Anyway. I thought I'd take this chance to put up a few "Would you rather..." samples. Hopefully once Dingus is back he can contribute a few that I've forgotten.
First up, the original from Heydinger (which has generated a surprising amount of mileage):
Would you rather stick your face into a basket of Steers' chips, and keep it there for a minute
OR
stick a frozen hotdog up your bum for one minute.
[the answer seems obvious, but you'd be surprised by some responses...]
Tophe has come up with a few interesting ones:
Would you rather be forced to watch Scooby Doo for two hours every day
OR
feel like your feet are wet and clammy whenever you're trying to sleep.
Would you rather be fed like a baby bird by Rich Gore for 1 yea
OR
For
the rest of your life whenever you go to the shops a randomly selected
15% (rounded up) of the items you buy are missing when you get home?
(applies to items per trip not per shop or purchase).And finally one from Rich Gore himself:
Would you rather get punched in the arm by the world boxing champion, bare-knuckled
OR
Get caned on your arse by a pro baseball batter with a wooden bat.
That's all for now. As we remember more of them, we'll try to put them up. We know you can't wait...
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