The unhappiest traveller...

And the award for grumpiest person on a plane goes to...

ROB SKELTON!

Rob struggled to fit his lanky six foot something frame into even Qatar's generous seats. He couldn't stretch his legs out at all, and by the time we were half way through the flight from Doha to Osaka he'd pretty much given up on ever being happy again.

Rob adopts his patented "I-Don't-Want-To" sleeping position

But as I type this, Rob is figuring out the kettle in our room and making tea. You should see the happy little grin on his face as he prepares his Five Roses...