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Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Gerard Butler is Infallible, or, “I am gonna stab you in the brain with my knife.”



Olympus Has Fallen
We learn a few lessons when North Korean (or is it South Korean) terrorists attack, and successfully take, the White House in Millennium Pictures’ Olympus Has Fallen. First off, that even though 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is supposedly the “most heavily protected building in the world” it can be over-run with comic ease by what amounts to a well-funded, decently coordinated street gang. The whole violent incursion is a flimsy excuse to perpetrate a third-world style coop on American soil – complete with smoking capital shots, machine gun-toting men in ski masks and ammunition, ammunition, ammunition as far as the eye can see. Let me tell you, if Gerard Butler wasn’t so proficient at the patented around-the-corner-no-look-straight-to-the-head kill-shot, Harvey Dent might never have gotten out of there.

Yes, the President is being held hostage in a White House bunker, along with the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, the Vice-President and the Secretary of Defense (remember the comic ineptitude of America’s security apparatus). The bad-guys are down there and they are extracting launch codes. Which brings us to lesson number 2: torture works. And it is not just the shady Koreans. Witness our vigilante hero stabbing unsuspecting captives in the throat to entice their buddies to divulge a totally useless piece of information. I guess America is fully over that whole messy Abu Ghraib thing then? No, now is not the time to pussy-foot around, just ask Dylan McDermott: “Globalization!” “Wall Street!” The only way to exact justice is by any means necessary. Everyone’s cards are on the table and you gotta know when to play ‘em, even if you bet your soul in the process.

In the end, this movie suffers from a total failure of anyone involved to question the validity of the counter-argument; or, really, what is at stake. When the President is being held hostage, with the nuclear codes, in a bunker, with all the other people with the codes, from a place where those codes can be deployed to wreck a nuclear holocaust, it is understandable that the antagonist would want to by the one setting the tone of the debate. Yet the counter is never broached: umm… this guy has zero bargaining chips beyond the President. Aaron Eckhardt’s classic good looks are the whole show. There is never any case for why this man must survive. If it is only because he is the President, then the minute Morgan Freeman takes-up the mantle, the whole drama is erased. If you don’t buy that this control over the office-as-embodiment makes our villain powerful, then the whole premise of the movie falls apart and turns into little more than a farce. And farce, sweet dear lord, farce it is. The whole thing could sound like a twisted Bob Newhart sketch. “What? You say you’ve got the President? And to get him back we have to start World War 3 and subject our country to nuclear holocaust? Listen, fella, let me tell you something about the phrase collateral damage.” At no point does one waiver from the thought, fuck it, just kill the Aaron Eckhart and our problems are solved. I suppose that emotion is a worthwhile experience in and of itself. The movie takes what could be an interesting, nuanced problem of how to balance the idea of government with national security and absolutely refuses to say anything novel. Well, better to have Gerard Butler stab guys in the head anyway.

Here is looking forward to: White House Down. Yes, another one. Bring on Channing Tatum.

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